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Scared Straight Matt Foley Unisex Tank Top 2
Scared Straight Matt Foley Unisex Tank Top 2
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Unleash your inner Matt Foley with this hilarious Unisex Tank Top! Featuring the iconic "Scared Straight" quote from the legendary Chris Farley sketch on Saturday Night Live, this top is perfect for fans of comedy, pop culture, and all things "Van down by the river." Embrace the retro vibes and make a statement with this must-have addition to your wardrobe.
Tags: unisex tank top scared straight matt foley chris farley
Details
Details
🌿 100% recycled polyester
🪶 Lightweight comfort (5.60 oz/yd²)
✂️ Regular fit for everyday wear
🏷️ Easy-care instructions sewn in
Eco-friendly style meets effortless comfort in this versatile unisex tank. Perfect for your active lifestyle!
Size Chart
Size Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25.47 | 17.99 |
| S | 26.50 | 19.02 |
| M | 27.48 | 20.00 |
| L | 28.50 | 20.98 |
| XL | 29.49 | 21.97 |
| 2XL | 30.51 | 22.99 |
| 3XL | 31.26 | 23.98 |
| 4XL | 32.01 | 25.00 |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
📦 Shipping:
- FREE US shipping on orders over $99!
- Worldwide delivery available
- Ships within 7 days, arrives in 10-15 days
- Flat rates: USA $6.49, International $14.99
↩️ Returns:
- Love it or let us know!
- Full refund for damaged or defective items
- 30-day return window
- Contact us: contact@nerdoutloudpod.com
💡 Pro Tip: Order over $99 for FREE US shipping!
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